My father was 18 when he first flew on an airplane. His grandson Tate just completed his 1st plane trip at the ripe old age of 11 weeks when Rachel, Tate, and I traveled to Arizona for New Years to visit my family.
I thought air travel was stressful pre-Tate, but little did I know how easy I had it. Just getting to the gate is suddenly an all morning exercise -- it's like moving underwater. The procedure now involves dropping Rachel and Tate at the terminal, parking the car, catching a shuttle back to the terminal, sitting through that nonsensical line to check-in and get our infant pass, and then the real fun begins.
For the 1st time in my life I was a "that guy" in the security line. You know who I'm talking about--the guy that holds up the entire security line because he's totally unprepared to go through the metal detector. This is the guy that doesn't figure out he has to remove his titanium belt buckle, $3.42 in nickels and pennies, boots, and laptop until the second he reaches the machine.
Well, I'm now that guy. Somehow I missed the memo on putting all toiletries in a zip-lock bag and nothing could be more than 3 ounces. So Rachel and I scrambled to throw whatever we could find in our carry-on bags into some zip lock bag as we went through the line. When we got to the x-ray machine, I struggled snapping down the stroller and couldn't fit the car seat. Bottom line is it took 3 TSA officials and about five minutes to pass through as I bumbled apologies to the stunned folks behind us.
Even though Tate devilishly filled his diaper the second we pushed off from the gate, he was terrific on the flight and everything else went smoothly.
By the time we got to Arizona we were exhausted. But Tate had a great time ringing in the New Year with the whole family, including Great Grandma Mary from Florida, Grandma Barb and Grandpa Norm, Aunt Jenny and Uncle Zach, and Uncle Josh and Rosy. My parents and grandmother even babysat Tate one night, allowing Rachel and I to have a great dinner out with the rest of the crew. Good times, good times.